T-shirts at the Golf Course, Yoga Pants at the Opera

I was fortunate to grow up in a Big Ten college town with access to nerdy academics, brilliant artists, exceptional athletes, and most importantly, DECENT ASS PEOPLE.

Having thoroughly penetrated 😈 two of the whitest and most elitist niches of society - golf and opera - I’d like to share some observations! Let’s ruffle some feathers and shake the fragility tree together! Plus I’ll include a video of my golf swing and an opera aria for funsies and to show my proverbial dick is big enough.